AuthorTopic: Women Read 273 Times
Gold MemberPosts: 961Humour. Humor me hereon: January 22, 2022 at 5:33 am
Three women have reached the final interview stage for the [choose your potentially murderous intelligence organisation]. Each in turn is handed a loaded gun and told “Your husband is in room [A/B/C]. Take this gun. Kill him.”
The first recoils in horror. “I can’t do that!”. She’s out.
The second, looking nervous, takes the gun with obvious reluctance and goes into room B. She comes out a few moments later. “I just couldn’t do it”. She’s out.
The third seizes the gun and strides purposefully to room C, shutting the door firmly behind her. A gunshot is heard, then another, then another. There is a pause, then the sounds of a struggle, with shouts, crashing furniture and splintering wood; then silence. A moment later, she reappears, slightly flushed and breathing heavily. “Bloody gun was loaded with blanks. Very funny. Had to beat him to death with the chair.”
Silver MemberPosts: 1251Re: WomenReply #1 on: January 22, 2022 at 11:43 am
That is a good one, Jeremy. Have to remember it which is for me the hardest part.
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