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Termite….
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Humour. Humor me hereon: June 17, 2019 at 8:45 pm
A termite walks into a bar, “Is the bar tender here?”
Thanks to Sam Sifton @NYTimes
Re: Termite….Reply #1 on: June 28, 2019 at 3:21 amHorse walks into a bar. Bartender takes one look and asks, “Hey, why the long face?”
Rand
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Re: Termite….Reply #2 on: July 3, 2019 at 11:07 pmA man walks into a bar. Receives mild concussion.
Re: Termite….Reply #3 on: July 10, 2019 at 2:19 pmJesus walks into a bar. “I’ll just have a glass of water, please.”
Jeremy
Re: Termite….Reply #4 on: July 10, 2019 at 2:27 pmReminds me of:
Man finds bottle on beach.
Genie pops out, “I grant you three wishes, Master.”
Man: “I wish that this whisky bottle never empties” Drinks…
Genie: “Your other wishes Master?”
Man: “Weeeell, A couple more of these would be good.”Re: Termite….Reply #5 on: July 12, 2019 at 2:18 pmA man walks into a bar. Receives mild concussion.
Re: Termite….Reply #6 on: February 4, 2020 at 11:35 amMan finds bottle on beach.
Genie pops out, “I grant you three wishes, Master.”
Man: “I wish that this whiskey bottle never empties” Drinks…
Genie: “Your other wishes Master?”
Man: “Weeeell, A couple more of these would be good.”
There is an urban legend that Inuits have over 100 words for snow – don’t know if that’s true. However, Scotts have at least 30 words for being drunk. Some of my favorites are tooteroo, sottered, and oot yer tree.
Also, Chris, you may want to attend the annual Scottish festival in Moab UT, called Scotts on the Rocks!
JSS
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John Sadowsky.
Re: Termite….Reply #7 on: February 5, 2020 at 6:34 pmA piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, “We don’t serve string here. Get out.”
Goes back outside, ties a loop at one end and loosens the tip. Walks back into the bar, the bartender asks, “Aren’t you that piece of string that was just here?” “No, I’m a frayed knot.”
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