Chuck – these will make you groan

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  • Daniel Smith
    Daniel Smith
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    Humour. Humor me here
    on: June 7, 2020 at 10:30 am

    Chuck Norris does not go hunting. Chuck Norris goes Killing.

    Chuck Norris does not do pushups. Chuck Norris pushes the earth Down.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.

    Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.

    Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    "It's not what it is, it's how it looks". Paula Chamlee

    Mike Nelson Pedde
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    Re: Chuck – these will make you groan
    Reply #1 on: June 10, 2020 at 1:04 am

    Unh hunh… 🤔

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