Chuck – these will make you groan
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Chuck Norris does not go hunting. Chuck Norris goes Killing.
Chuck Norris does not do pushups. Chuck Norris pushes the earth Down.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
"A good still photograph, studied by an inquiring mind, frequently yields more information than a mile of moving images". Walter Cronkite, New York, June 1989
Unh hunh… 🤔
Mike Nelson Pedde